Different people, different excuse...

When an American farted, they said, "Excuse me..."

When people who lived in UK farted, they said, "Pardon me..."

But, when an Indonesian farted, they will say, "Not Me!!!....Not Me!!!"

-Dany-

How to differentiate real money with fake money???

Do you know how to differentiate real money with fake money???

well it's easy. Just put your money in front of your house. Wait for 3-4 hours. Then check your money. If your money is still there, your money is fake. If it's gone, your money is real.

HAHAHA!!!!!!

P.S: don't try this!!!! there are many stealer out there!!!

Term Test Results (temporarily)

Today, i got my term test results. I'm happy with my results. I haven't got my science result so i can't relax yet. I got 96 for English, 94.5 for Mathematic, 93 for Geography, 92.5 for Business Studies, and 87 for Bahasa Indonesia. I can't wait till i know my science result. PRAY FOR ME, OK????

Don't forget. This is just temporarily, so the result can change.

Thx
-Dany-

Cerita 1

Pada suatu hari, ada seorang warga bertannya kepada seorang gembala.

Warga: "Pak, kambing bapak makan apa?"

Gembala: " Yang mana pak, Hitam atau Putih?"

Warga: "Yang Putih"

Gembala: " Yang Putih makan rumput"

Warga: "Kalau hitam?"

Gembala: "yang hitam juga"

Lalu warga tersebut bertanya lagi...

Warga: "Kambing bapak di jual berapa?"

Gembala: "Yang putih atau hitam?"

Warga: "Yang putih deh"

Gembala: "Yang putih di jual 1 juta"

Warga: "Yang hitam?"

Gembala: "yang hitam juga"

Sang warga mulai kesal dan bertanya...

Warga: "Kambing bapak bisa berjalan berapa kilometer?"

Gembala: "Yang Putih atau Hitam?"

Warga: "Yang putih deh.."

Gembala: "Yang putih bisa berjalan 4 km/hari"

Warga: "Yang hitam?"

Gembala: "Yang hitam juga"

Warga itu pun bertanya dengan kesal

Warga: "BAPAK KOK SUKA MEMBEDA-BEDAKAN KAMBING BAPAK????!!!!!!"

Gembala: "Masalahnya, yang hitam punya saya"

Warga: "YANG PUTIH???!!!!"

Gembala:"Yang putih juga"

Thx
-dany-

Kelas Stress!!!

Suatu hari, kelas 7 kedatangan seorang guru BI yg baru.

Bu Guru: Selamat Pagi!!!

Budi: Bu, kok pagi di selamatin???

Bu Guru: Diam, hari ini ibu akan menerangi sesuatu

Budi: Ibu, kelas ini udah terang, kok mau nerangin lagi???

Bu Guru: Maksud ibu, ibu mau mengajar kalian.

Budi: Salah kita apaan bu??? Kok kita mau di hajar???

Bu Guru: AAAHHHH, kelas ini stress, ibu mau pergi dari kelas ini!!!!!!

Budi: Kenapa ngak dari tadi bu???

Akhirnya, guru BI yang baru pun keluar dari kelas karena tidak tahan di kelas 7.

Thx
-dany-

Bioskop Cacat

Today, i watch a movie in theater.The title of the movie was "Kambing Jantan". The funniest thing is that, in the middle of the movie, the screen accidentally turned blacked twice. Not once, but twice. Can you imagine that!!!!!!! The people who was watching the movie started to left the theater. My mother said,"This movie looks like old movies. The movie always broke." I started to laugh when my mother said that. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

thx
-dany-

TERM TEST ENDS!!!!!!

At last.... Term test has ended. I'm very happy because there is no term test. I can do anything that i want now. But i can't do anything that disturbed my sister because she is going to have mid- test on Monday.

Btw, there is a funny photo that i made. It is a photo of my friend that i edited. Do you want to see it??? This is the picture


What do you think about the picture??? Well, my friends name is Abi. Today, my friend took a picture of him. Because his face looks like obama, i edited the photo.

Thx
-Dany-

4 down, 2 more to go.....

AAAAhhhhh.......

I had finish 4 of my term test. I had finish English, Bahasa Indonesia, Geography and Business Studies.....

Even though its only 2 more test, i can't relax yet... because.... THE CHALLENGE JUST START!!!!!

The next 2 test is Math and Biology... The hardest lessons from all lesson...

Wish me luck everyone....
-Dany-

1 down, many more to go...

Aaaahhhh.......

I had finished English term test...

But this is not the time to relax.. Because there is many test to go... So, i have to study hard

Pray for me....

Thx
-Dany-

1 day to term test....

AAhh.....

I don't realize that today is the last day to study in Term 3. And tomorrow.......

TERM TEST!!!!!!!

I'm a little bit nervous for term test and excited. Tomorrow i will have English Term Test..... Tonight, i will study as hard as i can to get good score and give 100% effort to all subjects....

Pray for me to get good score, ok???

Thx
-Dany-

STICKER!!!

Today, i had submit my assignment. My assignment was making sticker about anti-drug. Do you want to see my sticker that i made?????
This the sticker that i made. What do you think about my sticker???

Thx
-Dany-

What is the difference??

What is the difference when you're still a girlfriend and when you become a wife????

Well, the difference is that your weight will increase more or less than 20 kg.

Well, when i asked my mother, it is real. Her weight increase 20 kg....

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TERM TEST!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

This friday i will have my term test. I have to study hard for term test because it's so hard, especially BIOLOGY. But i have to try my best...

Pray for me to get good score, ok??

Thx
-Dany-

I WANT TO FAINTED!!!!

Well, today i had sport... Today, we had a test. The test was to run 30 min nonstop. I was shocked to hear that... But, i try to calm my self and try my best. But my coach said that if we walk, we will be disqualified.

The test has started... I can jog easily for 1-8 minutes. But after that, i started to get tired. Even though i already tired, i just kept doing it. But after 8 Laps, my coach saw me walking. Because of it, I've been disqualified.

I was disappointed. But if i just kept going, I'm sure I will passed on the track. So it's okay for me to be disqualified.

Thx
- Dany-

UNIT TEST!!!!

This week, i will have a lot of unit test... On Monday, I will have Science Unit Test, on Tuesday, I will have Bahasa Indonesia Unit Test, on Wednesday, i will have English & Mathematic Unit Test, and on Thursday, I will have Integrated Humanities Unit Test.

I have to work hard to get good score...

Pray for me to get good score, ok???

Thx